Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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