He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
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