**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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