yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Randomize
