From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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