Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I don't deserve a penis
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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