You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
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He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
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ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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