my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
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