Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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