yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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