can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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