He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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