The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Randomize
