And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Randomize
