what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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