I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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