I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
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no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
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i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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