we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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