There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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