I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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