Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
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Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
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It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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