did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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