I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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