it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
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He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
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You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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