Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
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He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
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I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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