I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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