he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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