i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
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I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
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I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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