I don't think brook has ever known best
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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