I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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