I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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