I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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