you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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