I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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