4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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