So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
How external is "for external use only"?
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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