Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
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No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
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Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Never joke about your clitoris.
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