East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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