The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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