I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
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we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
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It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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