Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
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he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
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Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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