He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
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im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
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Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
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