we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I wish i was in the wii world.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
We were destined to go to rehab together
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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