The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
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Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
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Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
My bed smells like the plague
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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