at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
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Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
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watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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