I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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