i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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