Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
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Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
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that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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