Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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