I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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