hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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