I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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