Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
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it's like russian roulette but with a penis
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
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Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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