Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
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My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
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I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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