so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
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