if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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