How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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